The People Under The Stairs
The People Under The Stairs
My Very Real, Very Fake Kidnapping Fantasy
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So me and some of my compadres *by compadres, I don’t mean the voices in my head* were talking
about if we had a list of famous people that we would lock in a closet and just
give them food and water…so they would stay with us forever and ever…and ever.
So anyway, everybody pretty much had the same currently famous people blah,
blah, blah. When my turn came to name
mine, some of these lunatics had the nerve to straight out laugh for several
minutes, while I just sat there and stewed quietly. Well let me tell you
something, when they thought that I was just sitting there absorbing their
nefarious laughter, I was really marking them off my Christmas list. Guess who’s not going to get that FREE
REGULAR HAMBURGER coupon from McDonald’s? That’s right, you guessed it! *those lunatics that were laughing, THAT’S
WHO!!!* So without further ado I give you my People Under The Stairs List.
You’re Welcome…
1.
Chris Hemsworth
2.
Johnny Gill
3.
Robert Redford
4.
Tank
5.
L.L. Cool J
6.
Indris Elba
7.
Bruno Mars
8.
Micheal Ealy
9.
David Beckham
10.
Barack Obama
Disclaimer: This article is only an
opinion, please do not act on criminal urges, for entertainment purposes only.
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