Southern Charms Part 2

Southern Charms 

Part 2 (What NOT To Do)

Welcome back my friends! I hope the wait wasn’t too strenuous? *evil laugh* Oh sorry, I didn’t know you heard that.  Now you will notice that this list is a bit shorter on explanations because half of the time when you asked why you couldn’t do something, the answer was elegantly put: “BECAUSE I SAID SO.” Wasn’t that just beautiful? I mean, didn’t that just explain so much to you? Yeah I know the feeling, you’re feeling so knowledgeable right now.  I feel like I have contributed to the world today. *stares off into space somewhere* Because I love you guys so much I’m going to leave you today with a tip: The next time someone asks you “why” just say, “BECAUSE I SAID SO!” Now get out there and tell somebody those very inspiring words today, you social butterfly you.

1.       Don’t say “WHAT!” when someone calls your name.

2.       Don’t make Mama say it twice.

3.       Don’t tell any adult what you won’t do.

4.       Don’t chew gum in church.

5.       Don’t answer your phone in church.

·         It’s probably best to just leave it outside

6.       Don’t tell Mama what you’re not going to eat.

7.       Don’t play outside in either your school clothes or your church clothes.

8.       Don’t leave a ring around the tub when you get out.

9.       Don’t curse your parents

·         This one may be bad for your health insurance as well (feel free to check).

10.   Don’t skimp on the sugar for sweet tea or butter for the corn.

·         If you’re going to eat it, then dag nab-it, it better be worth your while.

As I come to a close, I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to read this blog.  I would say “my blog” but I feel like it’s “our” blog.  I want you to feel like you’ve just come home every time you stop by.  So by all means, come in, take your shoes off, and let’s talk for a while…

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